When Donny Met Roddy

It's late, and I should be turning in for bed but I'm milking this dial-up speed Internet connection while overseas to post my latest toon. It's only fitting that the Donald wind up his Asian trip with a visit to his alter ego, Rodrigo Duterte, the President of the Philippines, and a self-proclaimed murderer who is now a widely reviled mass murderer.

I think Donald has dic-tator envy, just like he has with his first man crush, Vladimir "Tutti Frutti Pooty" Putin.

The Donald is probably wondering what it would be like if only he could order Jeff Sessions to round up all them Muslims, Mexicans, transgender folks and whoever is in his hate parade for that day and then wipe them all out with the stroke of a pen. Ah, that would be grand, wouldn't it? Then he could boast to his bud, Roddy, that he used his awesome power to unleash the same heartless, amoral cruelty that Duterte has used to go after...mostly innocent children, sick addicts and, maybe, on a good day, the occasional small-time retail drug dealer.

Two brothers from another mother? More likely two self-obssessed sociopaths bent on dragging their respective countries into a living hell.