Bowl of Mush

I've been watching with a mixture of amusement, sympathy and sadness as Brexit inexorably sucks the once proud United Kingdom into the black hole of white nationalist isolation. As a dear friend of mine once said about another country hellbent on self-destruction, "There's always one more swish in the toilet bowl." So, too, sadly - or so it appears - for the UK. As Theresa May puts the country through the traumatizing experience of multiple failed attempts to pass Brexit implementing legislation, I can only imagine what most Brits must feel like: shite, which has an uncanny resemblance to a bowl of Weetabix, once properly soddened with one's favorite tasty accompanying beverage of choice. 

It would be easy to blame the poor sods who actually voted "leave" during the referendum some two and a half years ago. Bless their hearts, they probably really believed the shite (notice a theme here?) they were fed by the Brexiteer propagandists. That Brexit would result in untold billions of savings once the UK was out from underneath of the yoke of the Eurocrats. That the savings would pay for all that the same public goods the Brexiteer right-wingers had stripped from British society over the past nearly 40 years: a functioning social safety net, a properly funded NHS, an equitable economic development model that extended beyond north of Watford, etc. That there really was an Easter Bunny. 

Instead, they're not getting...well, shite...and are forced to watch the spectacle of their elected officials race to outdo each other in their utter incompetence and stupidity with each side unwilling to admit their part in this massive cock up and hit the reset button. Of course, much of this feels familiar to those of us on this side of the pond where the Cheeto Antichrist is finally being challenged by the newly emboldened Democratic opposition, which decided to make its first bold move in reclaiming our democracy by promptly getting into, to borrow Speaker Pelosi's phrase, a "peeing match with a skunk." Glad she followed her own advice. 

So, to me sisses and bruvs on the other side of the pond, we feel your pain...and are are likely to feel a whole lot more of it as the Orange Cheezebub continues to wrench us out of those few global institutions that actually contribute to the common good. While he's busy doing that abroad, he'll continue to trash our economy with his regular temper tantrums, virulent corruption and breathtaking incompetence. I'm not even going to start on how he's ripped the happy face band aid off of our broken (social contract) leg with his openly white supremacist rhetoric, about which our Republican Party maintains a lockstep, disciplined Omertà silence. 

Once Trump and his ilk have finished with us, we'll probably wind up in a place not too dissimilar from where you are now...swirling in the inescapable downward vortex of the bog of history, racing to meet the big pile of weetabix that awaits all of us.

GOP Congressional Caucasian

There's nothing like the Midwest, aka, the flyover states, aka the "real" America, where folks are folks, where the moral compass always points to our true north, and where white supremacy remains not-so-hidden below the surface, just like the "surprise" in the region's Chicken Alfredo casserole. 

N.B. I'm half Minnesotan and spent 4 years in the Midwest at college (M Blo Gue!), so I know something of which I speak.

Okay, back on topic...Representative Steve "Chicken à la" King (R-Iowa) has based his entire political career on bringing out the surprise in our national noodle zeitgeist. The New York Times recently published an interview with him, in which he wrapped himself in the bloody flag of white angst and victimhood to bemoan how the language of hatred and exclusion had "suddenly" become so unfashionable and verboten in public discourse. Clearly, this same language caused involuntary urinary discharge in their lower haberdashery of many members of the GOP leadership, causing many of them to go onto the airwaves, furrow their brows, and speak very sternly about how King's pronouncements had no place in their party's vision for this nation. 

Really?

Mind you, they have no problem whatsoever with actual substantive policy objectives that this language would promote and defend. This is a blog and not a historical essay, so I won't be able to provide the exhaustive account of the GOP's efforts to rollback the civil rights and other social reforms that were initiated in the 1950s and 1960s even before the ink on them had begun to dry. Suffice it to say that the Richard M. Nixon's Southern strategy was the beginning of the political legitimization or normalization of white supremacy. Before politicians and garden variety yahoos had no need for such niceties as nuanced political strategies and messaging. They simply strung the dad gum (censored) up and had themselves a good ol' lynchin'. 

Thanks to the deviant minds of folks like Pat "America First - and Second, and Third" Buchanan, Lee "Willie Horton" Atwater and Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove, somehow the GOP was able to bridge from its core of plutocratic elites to working class Americans, the so-called "Reagan Democrats," by appealing to their collective sense of grievance, which has been suppressed by the brief moment of progress towards racial equality. From the late 1960s onward, the GOP milked the pus from America's foundational wound of racist genocide even while it did everything in its power to prevent the wound from ever healing properly. They pursued policies that shredded the social safety net, rolled back hard fought gains in civil rights, and promoted mass incarceration of mostly people of color.

Now lest folks think, "There he goes again, bashing the GOP." Let's also remember a few important facts. The Southern strategy was a response to the legislative juggernaut that was Lyndon Baines Johnson. He both destroyed the Dixiecrat-dominated Democratic Party and re-created it into one that stood for prosperity for all, racial equality, and protection of the most vulnerable with greater access to better quality public services. However, it wasn't long before his successors in the Democratic Party leadership, after getting smacked in the mouth a few too many times at the ballot box, began to adopt a "Lite" version of the GOP's strategy, all to win back the Reagan Democrats. 

They gave us Slick Willy Clinton's "Ending Welfare as We Know It," Hilary Clinton's law 'n' order dog whistle about "Superpredators," and Obama's tough guy "Deporter-in-Chief" shtick, all to prove that they could outdo the GOP in appealing to whites' anxiety about losing their status in our increasingly racially diverse society. At the same time, the Democratic Party began to rely more on corporate donors and less on its union and other movement-based allies for campaign support and policy ideas. Indeed, if you follow the money ("He who pays the piper...), it's been pretty difficult to distinguish between the two parties with the main difference being the Democrats' capability to speak out of both sides of their mouths: reassurances to military and corporate elite that they would maintain an unjust, militaristic status quo while weeping crocodile tears to the masses about feeling their pain. 

Anyway, back to Congressman Noodle Head, his biggest mistake was to rip off the frayed smiley face sticker that the GOP (and many in the Democratic Party) have slapped onto their sordid policy agenda of white supremacy and ever-greater economic inequality. I guess he crossed a line and, as a result, is no longer considered useful by his party's leadership. He'll have to content himself with eating a casserole of his own making: crow.

Public Servitude

Here we are: day 24 in the longest shutdown of the U.S. federal government...ever. So sad. I want to give a big shout out to all the folks who have chosen to devote their careers to public service. I'm not including the military in this statement, not because they don't deserve but because folks already give them plenty of props. It's almost a national fetish: how many times can we all scream, "We support our troops!" at the top of our lungs. We're only to happy send them to their potential deaths in the battlefield and equally happy to let them rot upon their return from overseas...but I digress.

Let me instead focus my appreciation on U.S. federal government employees. Both of my parents devoted significant parts of their professional careers to public service, working in or with all three branches of the government. I'm proud of their contribution to good governance here in the U.S. as well as imparting on me an ethos of service, solidarity and advocacy with and for those who have been historically marginalized and treated unjustly by our society's institutions.

And then there is Donald Trump, who has never met a vendor or contractor he hasn't stiffed with his slime ball business practices. Rather than pay good working women and men for services rendered, he prefers to sic a pack of rabid shysters on them, threatening a whole lifetime of litigation. It's no surprise then that he has had to declare bankruptcy a half dozen times. He's only been able to maintain his lifestyle of the rich and famous with huge infusions of cash from his daddy and with systematic massive tax dodges (see previous point - pack of rabid shysters).

So is it any surprise that he's treating U.S. federal workers like crap, the same way he's treated contractors and vendors? And you don't hear much from the GOP, certainly not after it has spent the better part of the last 35 plus years, demonizing the institutions and people of the public sector. Meanwhile, they - and let's be honest, the Democrats, too - have lionized the private sector as the source of all things dynamic, innovative and worthwhile. Sorry all of you corporate groupies, enablers and sycophants. As Elizabeth Warren and Barrack Obama both said, "You didn't build that."

"That," of course, would be the physical, legal, regulatory and social infrastructure that sustains our society and economy. "That" was built by public servants working for the government, which is to say, us - you know, the government of, by and for the people? So let's get off of our collective duff and stand in solidarity with our furloughed sisters and brothers. They deserve better than this, and it's long past time for us to end this nonsense so that they can get back to work and ensure the safety and fairness of our food, environment, transportation and financial systems.

Hey, Donald! Time's up. You need to go to your room now, where you can tweet, whine, grab, grope and mope as much as you like, so that the adults get back to running our country.

And a Brat Shall Lead Them

I guess I'm getting sick and tired of the back and forth about Trump's epic temper tantrum over funding for his border wall, which is emblematic of his entire presidency. His MO has been to avoid doing the hard work required to successfully formulate policy recommendations and then build sufficient political support to advance his policy agenda. Instead, he'd rather whine, insult, taunt and complain when nobody wants to support the hot mess that he and his minions ends up proposing.

There's two sides to said hot mess. First, there's the (smelly, usually brown) substance of it. What do we expect when we elect someone with the intellectual capacity of a grapefruit (or is that an orange?) to the presidency. Who do you think he surrounds himself with? None other than the dregs of the policy underworld - know-nothings who wouldn't be hired to make coffee, never mind serve as senior policy advisers at most legit think tanks. Invariably, they generate the same racist dystopian garbage they were producing when they were working for some über-wealthy right wing social Darwinist's social media outlet.

And then there's the politics of this hot mess, which is where there's a real silver lining. Thanks to Trump and his ham-fisted push for this policy agenda, he has effectively stripped away whatever veneer of intellectual credibility GOP "thought leaders" might have enjoyed when cooking up their junk public policy recommendations. These policy white papers sought to legitimize climate change denial, gutting the social safety net and public services more broadly, funding endless wars as an excuse to fatten the bloated military-intelligence complex, etc. Now we can see them for what they are - flimsy, specious rationales for increased militarism abroad, and race-based inequality and institutionalized white minority rule at home. 

The only thing Trump has done in trashing the so-called norms was to strip off the happy face stickers to reveal the big hairy knuckled middle finger he and his plutocratic white supremacist backers have forever hoisted to remind us to stay in our place. Time to crack a few knuckles and chuck these knuckleheads out. La luta continua!

A Manhood Thing

First off, props to Speaker Pelosi, for nailing it when she describe Trump's obsession with securing funding for his border wall. She called it, "like a manhood thing." Key word being "like," as in resembling but not truly the real article, because let's face it: when it comes to Donald Trump, you probably wouldn't associate anything about him with manhood, would you? More like infant hood, what with all of the whining, grabbing, pouting and temper tantrums (props to Chuck Schumer, too).

N.B. While everyone has been watching this psychodrama play out between Trump and the House Democrats, folks might have missed some pretty important news: it turned out that Paul Man-a-Snort was sharing polling data with the Ruskies. Can you say collusion, boys and girls? How about smoky gun? Good grief, can we all just end the charade here? Donald Trump was most certainly not Putin's plant/Manchurian candidate/whatever. Clearly, he was just looking to pay back Putin or position himself for whatever Chump Organization venture he was planning in Russia. He probably never gave it a second thought about how his actions might affect the election outcome. He just didn't want to fall flat on his face with yet another failed business venture...again.

Okay, so back to the shiny object we've all been distracted into watching - the border wall and associated U.S. federal government shutdown. Did it ever occur to anyone who is fulminating about this act of political hostage taking that nobody has bothered to talk about the root causes and drivers of the Central American migration? I'm talking about the bloody civil wars and authoritarian dictatorships that the U.S. underwrote financially and supported with military training and diplomatic cover during the 1980s. And then there was the subsequent botched national reconstruction programs that didn't bother to address the ginormous socioeconomic and political inequalities between the elites and the rural and urban poor who comprised the vast majority of the countries' populations.

Yes, back in the day there were some Democrats and even a few principled Republicans who tried to put a check on the Reagan and Bush I regimes for the international war crimes they were committing. But, no, we're not hearing a peep about it now from all of the huffy, puffy self-righteous politicos, mostly Democrats, expressing their outrage and indignation about Trump's manhood thing. Sure, there's some talk about Trump creating the very humanitarian crisis he now claims he needs funding to address through his own inhumane, xenophobic actions, but that's just one more consequence of more than a century of U.S. imperialism in the Central American region.

Guess it must be a U.S. thing.

Enjoy the toon.

Too Sexy

For those still waiting for the Golden Shower video to surface, here's a little sneak preview.

WARNING: Yikes. If this pic ever does surface, I'd be sure to get out my solar eclipse glasses while trying to view it. Otherwise you'll have that image seared into your mind's eye...for-EVER. And folks, it ain't gonna be pretty, let me tell ya.

Truthfully, there's nothing much newsworthy here. Just one more opportunity for me to poke fun at our arrested adolescent Mooner-In-Chief. If I had to weigh in with something meaningful, I would point out once again the the GOP's low bar for moral depravity. Just this past year, we had (the now Justice) Brett "Kegger" Kavanaugh remind us just how much he enjoys beer...and the occasional sexual assault; Stormy Daniels inform us about the president's proclivities whilst in bed (T-M-I); and yet another example of how when you appoint yourself as the judge, jury and prosecutor of your fellows, the arc of the universe is long but it bends towards kicking your hypocritical, sanctimonious keister.

Ah, hypocrisy...the fertile ground of all editorial cartoons...and the proverbial glass house of the powerful. Who needs mirrors in a place like that? I know someone who does. None other than the T-Rump-asaurus Rex, the terrible lizard himself. I tell you what he clearly doesn't need - his shirt. As this pic, once it surfaces, will eventually show us: he's just too darn sexy for it.

The Circus Is Coming to Town

Just when you thought you could exhale after a heinous 2018 campaign that featured Donald Trump and his merry band of GOP enablers playing to the cruelest, most vile tendencies of White American racism and xenophobia, it's time for the 2020 campaign! What better to kick off this election cycle than giving a tacit thumbs up to the murder of two innocent asylum seeking children. Not that anything like that would ever cause the white supremacist GOP to pause just for a minute...just for a minute...to consider their utter lack of morality in executing their Auslander Raüs! immigration policy, as custom crafted by Trump's favorite Fake Jew, Stephen Miller. Certainly not after Homeland Storm trooper Barbie Kristjen Nielsen reassured us through clenched teeth and pursed lips that the blame for these innocents' deaths laid with the victims themselves: 

“Our system has been pushed to a breaking point by those who seek open borders,” she said. “Smugglers, traffickers, and their own parents put these minors at risk by embarking on the dangerous and arduous journey north.”

Pretty astonishing when you consider that the U.S. remains party to international treaties (read: U.S. laws) that obligate our government to provide safe, dignified treatment to all asylum seekers, regardless of where they're coming from or where they enter the U.S.. Why are Central Americans seeking asylum, anyway? I don't know. Maybe it's because their countries have devolved into a living hell after more than a century of U.S. imperialistic interference and commercial domination to secure transnational corporations' unfettered access to and exploitation of Central American labor, land and other natural resources. Used to be that the U.S. would offer just enough foreign aid to provide a veneer of "Giving a sh!t," a palliative band aid on the societal kneecaps we had smashed with our militaristic lead pipes (and phosphorus bombs and other military weapons, training and materiel).

And before anyone might start clucking their tongue and tsk-tsking me for picking on the Republicans, let's not forget about the role played by the party of the former Deporter-In-Chief, Barack Obama. Nancy "the Best Speaker of the House (EVER!)" and her affable slouch of a sidekick, Senate Minority Leader Chuck "Facebook is Our Friend" Schumer, have extended their "Stay on Message" discipline to squash any serious talk about the crimes against humanity being committed by ICE and the CBP. Remember, it's more important to stay focused on health care and jobs for disaffected (read: racist) working class white men than to bother yourself with any moral dilemmas you might encounter over the treatment of brown folks trying to exercise their basic human rights. 

I'll pause and dispense with the snark just for a minute to remind folks that any reasonably objective read of recent American political history will show that people of color and the poor are only marginally less worse off under Democratic Party rule than that of the GOP. The Democratic Party, in response to getting its fanny regularly spanked by the GOP during the 1980s embraced a Neo-liberal policy agenda that shifted its moral center from representative government to the free market (Thank you, Bill, Hill and all the DLC corporate sellouts!).  Basically, what the Democratic Party has been offering up for the past 30 years has been a gentler, kinder version of Milt Friedman's trickle down economics with a feeble embrace of the need to preserve some form of a social safety net and modicum of environmental protections. 

How that translates into immigration policy has been to appease economically insecure whites with border crackdowns while still mouthing fidelity to international humanitarian norms. No wonder the GOP is so much better at staying on message. It's not hampered by having to talk out both sides of its mouth. It's enough to make you cry, but I'd prefer to laugh. And what better place to do that than the circus. The big tent awaits! Bring on the clowns!