Bloody Vikings

Here we are in hour 18 of the Government Shutdown of 2018. How the heck did we get here anyway? It's pretty simple. The Donald and his marauding band of white supremacist Republicans decided that it was more important to bleach out our population with blatantly racist immigration policies than to pass a federal budget. This move comes after they had already done away with the Temporary Protective Status for hundreds of thousands Central Americans and Haitians who had fled their homes after natural disasters and violent conflict, much of which we, ahem, helped to instigate and fund. And more recently, Trump began refocusing ICE's jack-booted thugs' efforts to shift away from nabbing criminals to tearing apart families of undocumented immigrants.

They're a bunch of real humanitarians...

So, I just thought it would be poetic justice to give them a taste of what they're hoping to achieve with their nativist immigration policy. What if the Norwegians really did show up on shores? No, not the democratic socialist, universal health care supporting, tolerant and humanistic variety. I mean the ones we see in Vikings on the History Channel. What if Ragnar Lothbrok showed up with a few shiploads of his finest Norse raiders and gave the Donald and his fascist flunkies a taste of what they are constantly fantasizing about - to repopulate this country with Norse übermenschen and überfrauen? I'd pay good money to watch that show...except, of course, it would probably be the shortest episode of the series.

Okay, I digress...here's the 'toon: